1977 AMC Pacer – Excellent Condition, Party on! Yes, THAT car. The one that launched a thousand “Schwing!” moments in Wayne’s World. This isn’t just a Pacer; it’s a rolling 1970s time capsule dipped in the exact shade of baby blue that matches the powder-blue leisure suit hanging in your uncle’s closet (the one with the white stitching and the faint scent of Hai Karate). Under the fishbowl hood sits the indestructible 258 ci (4.6L) inline-six, backed by a silky-smooth automatic, power steering, power brakes, and (wait for it) factory air conditioning. That’s right, Garth, you can cruise with the windows up and still look totally excellent. The exterior is baby blue with a crisp white vinyl top that screams “I’m here to pick up Alice Cooper and discuss Milwaukee history.” Inside, it’s a sea of white vinyl and blue accents so bright you’ll need aviators just to sit in it. The seats are comfier than a waterbed and twice as groovy. Drive this to any car show and watch the muscle cars part like the Red Sea. You won’t just be the most popular car there; you’ll be the mayor of Car-Show Town, signing autographs on Polaroids while people chant “Sphaerocar!” You’ll roll through your neighborhood and every mailbox will wave at you. Kids will point. Dads will weep. Your HOA will write you a thank-you note. Includes original AM/FM stereo (perfect for blasting “Bohemian Rhapsody” headbanger style) and enough retro charm to make Elon Musk reconsider the Cybertruck. Also includes extensive documentation including original window sticker and receipts. If you’ve ever wanted to live the “We’re not worthy!” lifestyle 24/7, this is your chariot. Price is negotiable, but only if you promise to yell “Game on!” when you take delivery. No dreamers, no tire-kickers, no one who thinks “Pacer” is a basketball position. Serious party-time inquiries only. Schwing! Chassis photos and running videos available upon request. Ca